Evil Bitch Alert!

I have been in the worst mood the last four days. I have no idea what my problem is, but every little thing is pissing me the hell off lately. It's like I have the worst raging case of PMS ever known to woman kind. Here's a short list of the utterly ridiculous things that have been getting on my last nerve:

~The never ending pile of laundry that I'm convinced will never disappear no matter what.
~Impending weddings
~Bratty evil children who should have been expelled from school months ago, but instead continue to beat up children and teachers without any ramifications.
~Swine Flu (Believe it or not I had a parent who was actually afraid they might catch swine flu because they had eaten fajitas (in her own home) for dinner one night. Are you FUCKING kidding me. The ignorance of some people really astounds me)!
~Birthdays
~Teaching
~The fact that every time I finally get my fingernails to grow long I either break them off or chew them off during a nervous meltdown.
~My dog who can't let one single living soul walk past our fence without barking like a complete idiot.
~Getting up at the ass crack of dawn to drive 45 minutes to a job that pretty much sucks my ass (I know, totally my fault. We're the ones who chose to move there).
~Not being able to decide if I want a tattoo or not. I wish I could just make up my mind already and just get the fucking tattoo I've always wanted.
~A certain teacher who can't get off her soap box long enough to realize that there are other opinions in the world besides her crazy born again Christian wrong ass opinions.

Pretty much people in general have been pissing me off. I think it would be in every one's best interest to stay away from the beast until this wave of rage passes.