Tuesday, September 2, 2008

I've Created a Monster



Evidently the wine incident from yesterday was only the beginning for Justin. Today after we got home from school Dylan and Justin were fighting (as usual) with each other. So they were having a joint timeout session. While Justin was sitting he kept saying, "Stuck mommy, stuck."

I realized he had something in his pocket and he was trying to get it out. I went over to see what he had, figuring he'd smuggled a toy home from school. To my surprise I pulled out an empty mini apple schnapps liquor bottle. I don't even want to know where he got it from or how long he'd been smuggling it in his pocket.

Seriously, what am I going to do with this kid!?

7 comments:

Jess said...

OMG! At this rate you'll b putting Justin in rehab by time he is 5! LMAO! I hope he didn't get that bottle from one of his teachers bags (I've always wondered how those preschool teachers made it through the day, now I know)

HomeSlice said...

ha! he knows that the mini bar size are easier to smuggle :-) "don't try to make me go to rehab, mommy, NO NO NO!"

Alicia said...

Oh good God. I'd be afraid to find out where he got/found that. Ewwww.

Sara said...

Now I know who to go to for my stash. Does he have anything else in his arsenal?

KJ said...

OMG...I already couldn't stop laughing and then I read Jess's comment! Now I'm crying!! LMAO!!!

ShannanB aka Mommy Bits said...

Ok. At first I thought he was channeling Kathy Griffin. Then I looked at the photo more closely. I would have died.

jae said...

LMAO! OMG where the hell did THAT come from?! Ewww... I can just imagine he picked that up from a parking lot of something! :D that is pretty funny though.