To the Target patron in the toy aisle today I would just like to apologize for what you witnessed this fine morning.
Yes once again I was on my weekend trip to Target. The kids have actually behaved themselves lately so I haven't had any shameful trips...until today that is.
Justin was in a lovely mood today. Trying to knock things off shelves, pulling his sister's hair, kicking off his shoes. You name it, he was doing all of it. He wasn't getting a reaction out of me, so that really pissed him off. He started trying to hit and pinch me, but I was too quick for his moves. So he tried a new tactic, which I haven't seen in his arsenal until now. He pulled my shirt down and flashed my boobs in their full glory, to a man who happened to be venturing up the Barbie aisle at that very moment.
Victory is yours Justin, you have left me utterly defeated. I wave my white flag of surrender.
7 comments:
Oh.My.God. You poor thing. Think of it this way - you might have given the guy his best moment yet!!!!
PS. Good to have you back blogging again. I've missed the Pastor updates!
You have the best Target stories!
I know you don't enjoy them, but they sure do make for a good read!:)
Oh, I'm dying!! I am so sorry my friend, but I have been reduced to tears. Of laughter! I know...I'm a terrible friend...but I can't help it. And I bet that unsuspecting stranger was kinda glad to have picked the Barbie aisle. Score! :)
Oooooh! Poor Jenn! Liam loves to flash my boobs, but he hasn't done it in public, EVER! I would have been mortified! You poor thing! I'll make you some brownies, that will make it better ;P
LOL, don't apologize! What the Barbie aisle wanderer witnessed probably made his morning fine.
I think you and Justin made that guy's day!
I can't laugh, though, because I'd be mortified. Ellie's done it at home but I've been lucky enough to not have her do it in public. Of course, now that I said that...
OMG. I would have died. I am so sorry, but I am giggling a little. Just a little.
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