This is what my 2 year old daughter told my mom this weekend while she was babysitting her:
Grandma: Dylan you need to listen to grandma.
Dylan: No, I listen mommy, I listen daddy, I no listen you!
G: Yes Dylan you need to listen to me (while trying not burst out in a fit of laughter I imagine).
D: No, I listen mommy, I listen daddy, I no listen you!
If this is any indication of the teenage attitude that's in store for me in the future, I think I'm in a lot of trouble.